
Okaaaay - let's just get this out of the way. It would appear that someone (whom shall remain nameless) has a bit of difficulty getting to her blog on a weekly basis. Someone has a tad bit of trouble staying focused on goals. Someone, apparently, can't keep track of time week to week. I don't know exactly who this someone is but I'm going to give her a break mainly because she's really sweet, friendly, has a great sense of humor and makes really good fudge.
Fudge, not having anything to do with good health, but, hey....
So I...ahem...SHE would greatly appreciate it, I'm sure, if you would give her a break, too.
Now that we have that out of the way, let's catch up!
In the last three weeks, I've done (am doing today) three things that are VERY important to one's health and I HIGHLY recommend that you do these three things as well.
Week 5 - Yearly Medical Examination
It is recommended that we get a check-up with the doctor on a yearly basis. I am not very good at this. I'm in the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" department and, generally, feel that as long as I feel good, everything must be okay, right? Well, if that isn't just down-right stupid. Many illnesses and diseases can be warded off or fully cured if caught early enough and many illnesses and diseases don't fully show themselves to you until you are feeling like complete poop. So, into the doc's office I went.
I've always been in good health having never had any surgeries, major illnesses or taken any long-term medication. She gave me the usual once-over including drawing blood for some baseline blood work. Everything came back normal with the exception of my bilirubin being slightly elevated. I need to go back in a couple of weeks to have that re-checked. I'll update when that is done.
Week 6 - Dental Examination
It is also recommended that we get our teeth examined and cleaned every six months. I'm not even going to go into detail about when my last visit to the dentist was. Let's just say I was due.
My dental visit was not nearly as painful as I expected. My hygienist was a sweetheart though a little goofy. She reminded me of Teri Garr's character in Friends where she played Phoebe's mom. Darling, nonetheless and gentle with her instruments. The doctor was awesome though I'm pretty sure he completely forgot my lower teeth. I'm not joking. I vividly remember him examining my upper teeth but it wasn't until my drive home when I was reliving the whole experience that, for the life of me, I don't recall him checking my lower teeth. That IS part of a normal exam, isn't it?
Well, I shall ask about it when I return on the 31st to get a couple cavities taken care of. Otherwise, everything else looked good. On my upper teeth, anyway.
Week 7 - Mammogram!!
Since I have reached the 'over 40' crowd....wait, make that the 'Over 40 But Can Pass for 35' crowd, thank you very much, it's time for me to have a complete stranger fondle my boobs and take explicit pictures of them and not just for fun like usual.
My appointment is today and words cannot express how excited I am. No, really. Words cannot express because there are no words. I'm NOT looking forward to this! Are there people who look forward to this? Probably. Weirdos.
Anyhoo, I'll report back every fun-filled detail next week when I post what I'm doing week eight.
Yeah, like that's going to happen! *snort*

