Oops! I'm At It Again!

Yep. Blogging. It's kinda what I do. I write. I stop writing. I start writing again.

Huh. Funny, now that I think about it, I seem to have that same pattern with dieting.

Just be thankful that you are only a reader and not a pair of my jeans. Or worse, the spot on the mattress where your butt rests when you sleep that dips after a year or two but the rest of the mattress stays the same.

Oh, don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about! A butt crater! You have a butt crater on your bed! Go look if you don't believe me. I'll wait.

Anyway. Writing. I'm doing it again and you get to come along for the ride.

Everybody say, "Weeeeeee!" like that little Geico pig.

Niiiiiice. Thank you for that.

I'll blog more detailing what the sam-hell this here blog is about later on. In a day or two. Or maybe in the next half-hour. I don't know. That's kinda how I roll: with a passion for uncertainty in a land of oblivion - with a take-no-prisoners approach to my fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants sense of adventure.

No, really, I have two small kids so finding 15 minutes of uninterrupted time is like finding a man who will change a diaper without several minutes of bargaining and negotiations. I have to jump on my opportunities when they come.

In the meantime, go flip your mattress. It'll make you feel better.